Four Dicks (Tyrell, Rains)

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ChrisChris 994

You know what this game lacks? Theme decks. Greyjoy singing "The Rains of Castamere"? The Hound and Mirri Maaz Duur making power plays together? Targaryens seeking an alliance with the Freys? The hell?

It's time for theme. It's time for all men to die. And by that I mean use a minimal number of male characters and not actually include All Men are Fools in the deck. And by die I mean be discarded by a eunuch because there are not near enough military icons to kill anything in this deck.

Anyway, you win through constant resets from Varys and the Valars and hand destruction minimizing your opponent's options on the follow-up turns. Ladies-in-Waiting and Bodyguard maintain your board presence throughout the resets. New Queen of Thorns is a nice toolbox for finding the event you need for the stage of the game you're in, and the Emissaries let you play them all over again. "Rains" does what "Rains" does.

Really, with all the synergy, how could you possibly lose?

Game, set, match.

You're welcome.

1 comment

movac 1

I assume the 4 dicks are butterbumps, paxter, littlefinger and ser jon. But arent the garden caretakers also men, so you should call this deck 6 dicks.