Fai Mestizie, Pesca Bene!

Card draw simulator
Odds: 0% – 0% – 0% more
Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
A lot of cancer 0 0 1 1.0

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This deck's name reflects perfectly the strategy used for playing it (translated: "Do wicked actions, draw well): in fact, if you don't like to do wicked actions such as make your opponent's proud Balon Greyjoy a fool with your Motley, make drunk your opponent's MILFS like Melisandre or Catelyn Stark (old chikens make good broth, we say here in italy) or thretening your opponent's Wildfire Assault with your army of 3 Bastard Daughter, 1 Shireen Baratheon and Quentyn Martell, well, this isn't the deck for you. And, most of all, if you are not skilled enough in the art of drawing well, then don't waste your precious time and run to play Stark :) in fact, there are only the 3 Greenblood Trader to draw cards, and I suggest to replace Calling the Banners with Close Call to save granny Melisandre and to add 1 copy of Littlefinger.

With this deck I went 5-1 at Milan Fighting Pit (the italian international), winning also in top 16, because I have a natural talent in drawing the right cards in the right moment. Sadly, I've lost in top 8 against a Stark deck.

In the regional after this one, I've dramatically lost from the beginning. Why? Because the drawing well strategy doesn't work forever. Only few elected people can do it all the time. So, why don't you try to push your luck? Build this deck and do wicked actions, testing your skill in drawing well against all the other enemy houses in Westeros. Except Stark, 'cause they will draw better XD

7 comments

sebhely 30

you can also call it "a game of Cancer"

jaquen 50

Best description EVER. Congrats Icon, keep playing original decks!

hanger1981 1

Seen you are playing Here to Serve and you like to "Do wicked actions”, why don’t you change one of your Maester Cressen for one Maester of Starfall (or change some other card if you wanna 2 Cressen. It is pretty wicked to Daenerys Targaryen's Inside , Ser Gregor Clegane's Pillage or Eddard Stark's Renown.

Nimer 2757

I can't stop laughing at this deck's description.... :D Congrats for bringing an unusual and self-made deck to such a big tournament and making that astonishing result! I hope to play against you next time! ;)

Archmaester Ned 37

Congraz mate ! Very good result , with an selfmade deck totaly over any normal scheme ! Also for the best description !

Bestialterata 137

I liked this deck because you are a meta-mate but I actually think this should be called "how to make people quit the game"

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Ahahahaha thank you all guys, you are too good <3

@hanger1981: Thank you for your suggestion, this is a great idea but I think that Ghaston Grey is already taking care of all these scary characters... BUT in the new version of this deck that I'm trying to build, there will be TWO copies of Maester of Starfall, because I will try to switch the banner agenda with the main house ("Baratheon banner of the Sun", and the name of the deck will become "Pesca Bene, Fai Mestizie!", it switched too, because of the Baratheon's neverending draw XD).