Charitable Giving - a Lannister mill deck

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JoePerson 499

Make it rain.

You can keep your walls, your tables and your chairs. Deergarden and No Bigs are dead now. This is the new NPE combo.

What you will need:

  • Shadowblack Lane
  • Isle of Ravens
  • Without His Beard in your deck (TOP TIP: you can use Isle of Ravens to get it out of your discard and back into your deck.)
  • An ability to win intrigue challenges
  • General hope and good faith in the heart of the cards, that the ones they draw are worse than the ones you are discarding.

In this way you can make your opponent draw an extra 2 cards per turn.

The Dragon's Tail helps you set up your combo, whilst also forcing your opponent to draw more. Talk about versatility!

The Lannister pillage package rounds out the deck nicely, with the one true Tywin Lannister (LoCR) forming the backbone of the character set.

The Brighton Charity Joust

So this deck was built for the charity joust held by the wonderful Joe and Gabbi in Brighton. With the knowledge that sparring partner James Nowecki was playing Greyjoy (will his opinions change after that article?) and UK champ Ryan Wood was being forced to play Martell Dragon with Muster the Realm, I couldn't just bring a normal try hard deck.

So, naturally, I thought I'd attempt to mill out of mono Lannister. And what could be more charitable than Kings of Summer and The Dragon's Tail?

R1 - SUCCESSFUL MILL AFTER TIME CALLED

R2 - Lots of cards left. Lost quickly

R3 - 11 cards left. Lost again.

R4 - 12 cards left. Lost again.

R5 - Lots of cards left. Lost again.

To be sure, this is the worst deck I've ever played in a tournament.

But then I don't think a day of swiss has ever been so fun.

5 comments

Panda with issues... 200

My opinions on Greyjoy have not changed. I had a miserable time all day! Apart from all the stuff other than the games, that was all brilliant.

action_johnny 745

Loved reading this tourney report. 10/10

ChannelDelibird 1067

Joe Person is my hero.

Sand Lizard 108

The greatest thing I have ever witnessed as a TO

imabunneh 361

In one way, we're all winners. But in another more accurate way, Joel is the winner.