This is Why My Friends Hate Me

Card draw simulator
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Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
This is Why My Friends Hate Me 0 0 0 2.0

Yakhunter 331

This is a janky deck I built to just be a hateful person. If your opponent still has a hand at the end of any turn you played it wrong.

Be the awful person you know you want to be. Slap Motley on your opponent and then force them to defend with Dornish Paramour. Did they win? Who cares take dat card! Did you win? Even better, TAKE ALL THE CARDS!

Opponent thinks they can attack you now? NOPE you just Arianne'ed in Melisandre. Suck it other guy! They did it anyway and won? HVE or VFE! LIVE...THE...DREAM. This deck is all about SPORTSMANSHIP.

Opponent is playing Winterfell and won't let you do any of that? Well just don't play against him, this is THE sportsmanship deck. You don't have time for Winterfell. Make him feel so bad he just doesn't play it in his deck anymore. VICTORY.

4 comments

Muctar 144

Sportsmanship! Sportsmanship! +Pumps fist+

chriswhite 1

Arianne cannot trigger Melisandre's ability, just FYI...

Yakhunter 331

Some things in life are too good to be true, put into play is different than play, you are correct. OH WELL! Just Hotah and forget. Thanks for picking up on that!

Krinoth 1

I feel like a Milk of the Poppy or two would really help this deck. If your opponent needs to read their cards less that gives them more time to enjoy playing the game with you and your friendly deck.

that and Maester Cressen discarding motley is not on.