Margaery's Secret North Addiction. 1.0

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Whilst Renly Baratheon (TtB) was busy hunting and generally being bored of the boys in King's Landing. The Queen of Thorns decided her Grandchildren needed some worldly experience. So she packed them and her most trusted bannerman Randyll Tarly off to the North, on the way Margaery Tyrell decided she was into older men and sugar daddys, thus began a great relationship between Randyll and Margaery whilst The Knight of Flowers was left pining over his missing lover.

However soon they realised it was damn cold and contacted their friendly uncle who decided to ship in some goods inlcuding some fine wine A Gift of Arbor Red and a place for Sugar daddy Randyll and naughty Margaery to get busy in a Pleasure Barge. Randyll was upset with general cowardice of The Walls inhabitants so he decided to join up with the Ranging Partys and soon came across another sugar daddy by the name of Craster who had some sick healing skills.

There he found a bad ass ranger by the name of Qhorin Halfhand whom he asked "Who are all these dead people?"

The ranger looked at him and said "I don't know, they all look the same."

Before they knew it though, they were back down south getting warm again, however Margaery was still wanting more of the north.

Simple Wall deck with cheeky Tyrell poking.