The Sadistic Boy King: Core Joffrey Voltron. 1.0

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I honestly thought this deck was something that I wouldn't come back to after the last iteration. What keeps bringing me back to such a non competitive deck? Cards that literally were almost made for my favourite card of the game Joffrey Baratheon (Core). What was it this time, well everyone's favourite lovable little knight Ser Pounce.

With the release of House of Thorns there has been a sleuth of Lords and Ladies and Joffrey Baratheon (Core) loves all of them...Dead! Margaery Tyrell (AMAF) also enjoys a bit of sadistic murdering every now and then, not in the doses of her lover king. But a little murder is OK right?

This deck has one straight forward objective. Get Joffrey Baratheon (Core) and Margaery Tyrell (AMAF) out onto the table, they are surprisingly resistant to Valar Dohaeris and load The Boy King up with all of his attachments and you have a Str 5 who doesn't kneel for intrigue, add "Lord Renly's Ride" and all of your sudden your wonderful sadistic little king is the most scariest thing in the Seven Kingdoms! But how is that a Win Condition? I hear you ask. The real intricacies of this deck is when you summon your loyal Lords and Ladies by your side, send them off to some impossible mission where they will either kill your opponent and gain renown for it, or they will die themselves. It doesn't really matter which way it happens. It's good to be The Boy King right?

The King in the North and Your King Commands It are here to lock your opponent out of quick power gain, I'm looking at you Mace Tyrell. If you are close to the win with an ok board state: Margaery, Joffrey and a few Lords or Ladies. Wildfire aggressively and rack 3 up on Joffrey and find a better Lord with Margaery Tyrell (AMAF). This can be quite fast and surprising for your opponent.

Until the next version of Joffrey's adventures. Have fun Murdering your way through the Seven Kingdoms!