Viper on (s)Theory(ds) - 46 000 str 1.0

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[Absolutely Theory Deck] You cannot win with this deck. It's only theoretical deck that exploit different mechanics to boost the The Red Viper to maximum possible str with currently released cards (NW Box and All Men Are Fools)

This deck is built and exploits the melee format. The goal is to reach plot 6 for maximum strength.

So here it is:

1. On turn 4 you play Ranger's Cache and move 3 gold to the next phase.
2. On turn 5 you play The Long Plan. Your opponents all play Trading with the Pentoshi. So at the end of the turn you will have
   • 3 gold from Ranger's Cache
   • 4 gold from The Long Plan
   • 3 gold from The Roseroad
   • 9 gold from opponent's Trading with the Pentoshi
   • 12 gold from losing 12 challenges (you noob) This will be a total of 31 gold that you will transfer to the next round
3. On turn 6 you play A Song of Summer and you will add 8 gold from plot and locations to the 31 you already have and you will have 39 gold for the round which I think will be more than enough for all the bullshit you are about to do. (You can get +2 gold from the melee title but let's say this gold will be enough so you choose the title that gives you +1 for military/power - does not matter)

So for this round you will be last player So let the counting start.

Before the challenges phase with no events played Le Vipero will have:

1. Base str 7 -> TOTAL: 7
2. Attached Dawn -> + 7 (5 used plots +2 from Ricasso) -> TOTAL: 14
3. Doran Martell -> + 7 (same reasons as dawn) -> TOTAL: 21
4. Current plot - A Song of Summer -> + 1 -> TOTAL: 22
5. Lets assume that all players have summer plots revealed. Then that total joke of a card The Greenblood will give you -> + 4 -> TOTAL: 26
6. 3x Venomous Blade attached -> + 3 -> TOTAL: 29
7. 3x Knighted attached -> + 3 -> TOTAL: 32
8. 3x Disputed Claim (Lets face it - you are Martell. For sure you will have more power than your opponents) -> +6 -> TOTAL: 35
9. King Robert's Warhammer-> + 1 -> TOTAL: 36
10. If you have Melisandre (Core), 3x Fiery Followers and 3x Asshai Priestess on board, then each Red God's Blessing will give you +8 str so 3x8 -> + 24 -> TOTAL: 60

So Lets start the challenges phase:

1. Play 3x The Prince's Plan before any challenges. Each will add + 7 str -> + 21 -> TOTAL: 81
2. Lets say you have lost 11 challenges (what a noob) which helps you recycle The Prince's Plan 11 times which will give you 11x7 -> + 77 str -> TOTAL: 158
3. If we assume your opponents are Martell players wishing you the best (yeah right - with the current meta, Martell players are playing only for their opponent's win, not for their own so this won't be strange at all) and all play 3x The Prince's Plan on your Viper. This will be a total of 9x The Prince's Plan. They cannot recycle it because they will not lose challenges - you will (so sad). So that's 9x7 -> + 63 str -> TOTAL: 221

It's our turn to attack with the viper:

Let's attach one of the other Martell players that is playing this same deck (C'mon it will get so viral that it is obvious that there will be at least one more player playing the same deck). So if his plot is Summer Harvest he will get around 40+ gold(depends on other plot's gold value). He will spend 6 gold on boosting your Viper with The Prince's Plan (Martell players should support each other right). This will leave him with around 35 gold.

1. You attach for your third challenge with The Red Viper the other Martell player with the tons of gold.
2. Activate Black Betha and because he is playing similar deck it is expected that he will have around 5 characters on the table -> +5 -> TOTAL: 226
3. Activate The Valyrian -> +35 -> TOTAL: 261
4. Use 3x Veteran Builder to activate 3 more times The Valyrian 3x35 -> +105 -> TOTAL: 366
5. Ok getting to the real shit. Play You Murdered Her Children -> TOTAL: 732
6. Play You Murdered Her Children -> TOTAL: 1464
7. Play You Murdered Her Children -> TOTAL: 2928
8. Use Isle of Ravens to shuffle You Murdered Her Children. Your Martell fellow do the same for you (its getting too obvious that he is helping you now - you gotta buy him a beer after the game).
9. Pray to the gods - new ones, old ones, future ones. Play The Dragon's Tail. OMG THE GODS LISTENED. You drawed 2x You Murdered Her Children that you just shuffled back in your deck.
10. Play You Murdered Her Children -> TOTAL: 5856
11. Play You Murdered Her Children -> TOTAL: 11712
12. The other two players are now in a state "Fuck you all" so they also trigger theirs Isle of Ravens on your You Murdered Her Children. So its back in your deck again.
13. Rage that you don't have The Dragon's Tail in your hand. The other Martell player plays it for you (obviously). Pray to the gods again. You know how this works. You are getting pro at this. YEEEEE PARTYYYY. You drew 2x You Murdered Her Children
14. Play You Murdered Her Children -> TOTAL: 23424
15. Play You Murdered Her Children -> TOTAL: 46848
16. Someone plays nightmares on the The Red Viper

If #15 does not happen you win this game, the tournament, all the road to Stahleck events and get buy for the first 6 rounds at Stahleck.

[Update] As Wojciech Olszewski noted in the FB group you can use the Veteran Builder to stand Isle of Ravens and reuse You Murdered Her Children even more. You can easily go for a couple of million str. Nice job again ffg, breaking the game :D

[Note] You might have to wait to recycle the plots and play that combo at 13th plot to have all set up.

[Note] Some of the cards in the deck are just fillers to fit the agenda requirements.

[Note] Chamber of the Painted Table is in the deck because fuck that card.

[Note] With the release of Alex H.'s plot "The Annals of Castle Black" you will be able to play 3 more You Murdered Her Children

[Note] In the initial process we did with my friend Petar Stefanov(Big, tall guy, playing Stark. You have definitely met him on tournaments) (in the plane back from Batalla Por El Muro) we though that the NW attachment giving affiliation is not loyal (nw box was not released by that time and we didn't have internet to check it). Our calculations were based on that assumption but it was wrong. With eventual NW affiliation providing card, the calculated numbers could go waaay up high with Halder's ability. to